I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Lo siento on account of my penis...
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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