Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
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