Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
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