I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Is it penis luge time yet?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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