The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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