Where are you?
In a non slutty way
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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