Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
We just shotgunned beers for America
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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