my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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