some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
My pussy is not your playground.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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