Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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