Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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