She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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