hotel room ftw
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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