i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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