sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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