May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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