hell yes lets make some ravioli
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Randomize
