i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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