I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
You dont lie about slip and slides
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
he high fived his dick after we had sex
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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