You're so nebulous sometimes
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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