is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
