I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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