Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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