i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I didn't notice because vodka
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
