She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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