you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I just googled if crying burns calories
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
