That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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