NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
