An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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