It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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