I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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