it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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