I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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