...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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