If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
