i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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