You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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