"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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