i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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