i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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