dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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