I'm lost and stupid without you.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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