new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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