The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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