I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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