My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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