One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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