thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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