New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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