i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
is it fun? or sober?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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