it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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