I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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