did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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